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A New You!

Picture the scene. You’re sat there on your couch on an average Sunday morning. The cat is snuggled up next to you, the newspapers are arranged around you in a deliciously relaxed, open swirl.

You might have a pot of coffee brewing its delicious smells across your house, while your husband is out fixing up the garden, or finally getting around to mending that sloping shelf. In a word… bliss! Then the thought strikes you.

The room is looking a bit tired.

There’s not a great deal going on in the room. There’s still that red wine spill on the floor by the corner table. The carpet is matted a little by the runner, where the cat likes to stretch out and scratch.

(Seriously Leopold, you’re awesome, but this has got to stop.) You look around at the walls and they look okay still (a few marks here and there, but nothing a bit of soap and water wouldn’t fix.) And the furniture too, that’s all looking alright with the exception of the claw marks on the dresser. (That’s Leopold again!) All in all, the things themselves are okay — but somehow your room is lacking… something… Here’s where custom rugs come in!

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